Este senhor conhece-me...

"Cause real life is kinda fucked up and scratchy, then good, then wrong, oh! cup of tea!!"

Eddie Izzard

Traffic In The Sky

There's traffic in the sky
And it doesn't seem to be getting much better
There's kids playing games on the pavement
Drawing waves on the pavement
Shadows of the planes on the pavement
Its enough to make me cry
But that don't seem like it would make it feel better
Maybe its a dream and if I scream
It will burst at the seams
This whole place will fall to pieces
And then they'd say...

Well how could we have known?
I'll tell them it's not so hard to tell
If you keep on adding stones
Soon the water will be lost in the well

Puzzle pieces in the ground
But no one ever seems to be digging
Instead they're looking up towards the heavens
With their eyes on the heavens
There are shadows on the way to the heavens
It's enough to make me cry
But that don't seem like it would make it feel better
The answers could be found
We could learn from digging down
But no one ever seems to be digging
Instead they'll say...

Well how could we have known?
I'll tell them it's not so hard to tell
If you keep on adding stones
Soon the water will be lost in the well

Words of wisdom all around
But no one ever seems to listen
They're talking about their plans on paper
Building up from the pavement
There are shadows from the scrapers on the pavement
It's enough to make me sigh
But that don't seem like it would make it feel better
The words are still around
But the words are only sounds
And no one ever seems to listen
Instead they'll say

Well how could we have known?
I'll tell them it's not so hard to tell
If you keep on adding stones
Soon the water will be lost in the well

Traffic In The Sky - Jack Johnson

A Batalha

Se morrer no principio, lamentarei não ter combatido mais

Se morrer no fim, lamentarei não ter visto o fim

Se viver até ao fim e perder, lamentarei não ter ganho

Se viver até ao fim e ganhar, lamentarei ter tido que combater

Patético

Porque é que as tabeletes de chocolate de 250g dizem " More To Share!" ? Será que este pessoal não faz a mínima ideia do que se passa com os produtos deles? Chocolate é para comer... não é para Share-ar... Comer!! Só!!

Coisas que de facto me passam pela cabeça 2.0

Estava eu, a atravessar a mesma rua, sensívelmente no mesmo sítio, quando me senti como um enorme cheeseburguer ambulante. Claro que na altura levava comigo um pacote de batatas fritas e uma garrafa de Coca-Cola, mas ainda assim... esta rua está a dar comigo em doido...

Coisas que de facto me passam pela cabeça

Ocorreu-me, quando vinha a atravessar a rua carregado com um pacote de papel higiénico e um garrafão de água, que eu não era mais do que um protótipo para um roadkill com kit de limpeza incorporado.

I Stand Corrected

O preço da gasolina baixou...



... por agora.